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Offline Mosha

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« on: April 01, 2009, 01:30:36 PM »
AI Aardvark has been hit by the recent downturn in the economy just like so many other businesses, and today announced a 95% decruiting program aimed at cutting their massive overhead down to a reasonable level.

Aardvark's dedicated employees took a further hit when it was discovered that the AIA CEO/COO/CFO had perpetrated an elaborate scam on the dedicated aardvark workforce by convincing them to do an incredible amount of work for a seemingly vaporware project. As the project neared completion, the AIA CEO/COO/CFO simply kept all the money for himself and was last seen heading for South America in a 'borrowed" Fokker 70 jet.

To add insult to injury, he even emptied the drink machines as he left the AIA hangar.

The single remaining AIA employee, a janitor who sweeps out the mostly empty hangar once a week has announced that he will be appearing before the US Congress next week to request $1.5 billion in bailout money. Most of this money would go towards paying off debts incurred from a failed scheme to market 747's parked out in the desert as deluxe vacation timeshare accomodations. The rest will be used for the acquisition of a new gold-plated G5 to replace the stolen F70.
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Offline Tupolev144

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Re: Aardvark home page
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2009, 02:27:35 PM »
So, can we expect a new Gulf V? I hope not, because there are models in far greater need of replacement. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

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Re: Aardvark home page
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2009, 03:02:33 PM »
What is wrong with the AI community that people would hope a certain model is not released? Most people would just be grateful for an update or whatever.. But I guess it doesn't come to that anymore. The AirTruk is desperately in need of an AI replacement and thankfully I have a feeling this is a more likely candidate for the next release so I guess you'll be happy with this one!
« Last Edit: April 01, 2009, 03:04:07 PM by Open Up »
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Re: Aardvark home page
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2009, 03:05:12 PM »
Well, I did not say that I would be unhappy if a Gulf V was released, that's how you interpret my words. I could have been clearer about that, but in my opinion the Gulf V made by Henry Tomkiewicz is not in desperate need of replacement.

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Re: Aardvark home page
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2009, 04:11:36 PM »
My bet is for an AI-kitchen with xml-coded oven and food processor.  ::party::

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Re: Aardvark home page
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2009, 04:16:33 PM »
I wish David's Toyota was uploaded, as well as the beverage card (instead of being inside the 717 as an easter egg). They did shrimp boats, so I'm thinking AI CEOs.

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Re: Aardvark home page
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2009, 04:44:14 PM »
A stable ai-economy would be kind of nice.. Or maybe some kind of ai-bonus-system..
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